Tuesday 2 August 2016

Aussies Top Whinging Medal Table Already

The Australian team has arrived in Rio for the Olympics and they have already tied up the three podium finishes in the whinging category.
First off they were unhappy about the accommodation and refused to move into the Olympic Village citing electrical problems, gas and water leaks among other issues in the building which led the Rio Mayor, Eduardo Paes, to responded that the village is 'more beautiful than Sydney's was for the 2000 Games' and that he could always put a kangaroo outside 'to make them feel at home'. 
Then there was an accusation against Brazilian firemen who they say stole team shirts and a laptop and four members of the women's water polo team have gone down with gastroenteritis.
All that on top of the usual Aussie whinging about what Aussies normally whinge about, which is everything and it is sure to get worse when Great Britain thumps them in the medal table again. 

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